( Spoilers for all of series 9 thus far )
Word Count: 861
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sixth Doctor, Peri Brown
Peri had always been of the opinion that the size of a bed didn't matter so much as the technical ability of its users. The Doctor did have experience and talent, but his grandiose flourishes weren't suited to small spaces. Moreover, he had some very strange ideas about vegetables (that hadn't changed with regeneration, apparently). Peri really wished he'd go till his wild oats elsewhere.
Links: Ao3 and Teaspoon
This means that there will be a bingo IF I can manage to miraculously finish my Unconventional Courtships fic by tomorrow. Cross your fingers for me.
Fandom_Stocking was brilliant this year! Of course, it's always brilliant, but this year it was especially so.
ETA: Argh, ALL of the code is broked and my attempts at deleting and re-writing aren't doing anything to get rid of all of the random characters. I apologize. It will be fixed(ish) tomorrow but right now I am far too tired to deal with this.
( Many, many beautiful things )