"Gruff Time Lord is softened by female human..."

isn't that like... the plot? of everything...?


One: "Hmmm, hmmm... grrr!"
Barbara: "there, there"
One: "Alright, I'll stop electrocuting Ian, but it's for Susan's sake, not yours."

Two: "Grrr! Grrr!" *recorder*
Jamie: "Hiiiyyaaa!"
Two: "Oh my giddy aunt!"

Three: *angst* "Stupid incompetent military grrr, grrrr..."
Jo: *blows something up*
Three: "You hamfisted bunvender!***"

Four: *crazy* "GRRRR!!!*
Leela: *stabs*
Four: Muwhahahaha!!! *glomps*

Five: *is far too polite to growl*
Tegan: "You arse, bring me back to earth!" *smacks*
Five: *faints*

Six: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! *strangles*
Peri: Gag! Gag! *gasp*
Six: "It's for your own good! If I didn't... the audience would..."

Seven: *spoons*
Ace: "Hullo Professor!"
Seven: OMG! It's a Nevil!

Eight: *confused*
Grace: *SMOOCHES*
Eight: ...wtf? *wanders off*

Nine: *angst*
Rose: "Hiiiyyaaa!"
Nine: "Fantastic!!"

Ten: "Rose is gone..."
Martha: ...?
Ten: "You're not Rose"
Donna: ...?
Ten: "You're not Rose ei..."
Donna: *SMACK!*


*** it is a little known fact that the term "hamfisted bunvender" is actually a Gallifreyan term of endearment.