OMG IT LIVES!

I got a kobo three years ago. It worked for one year and then got frozen and none of the advice going on the internet would make it unfreeze. I left it plugged in to charge for days, but alas, it was a brick. Also, past warranty. Sadly, I put it on a shelf and made a mental note to bring it to the recycling depot at some point.

Today I was cleaning things and figures, well, might as well add it to the load...

But when I flipped open the cover, it was still frozen, but the book it was frozen on was different. I've got a bit of a dodgy memory, but the fact that it froze in the middle of a recipe meant that the cover in question was something I actually recalled, despite it being two years. The Adventures of Henrietta Street is not a cookbook. Feeling a bit silly, I went through all the motions of resetting the device and... nothing...

BUT THEN A GREEN LIGHT CAME ON!

The screen was still frozen, but after two years on a shelf I figured it could use some juice, so I plugged it in and IT IS ALIVE! WHEEE!!!

I can finally finish reading the EDAs now! And all the animorphs books I've got downloaded! And portable fanfic! Yeeeesssssss!!!!