Greetings Earthlings

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I've just participated in a friending meme. A wonderful, wonderful thing, which means that there will be new people reading my boring old journal. Greetings new friends! Greetings old friends! I'd invite you all for a party at the Medusa Cascade, but K-9 has taken the TARDIS hostage.

As a consolation prize you each get to ask random questions.

(why yes, I AM bored, however did you come to that conclusion?)

Comments

[clocketpatch]

Ah, well, in first year uni my watch broke. Alas. And I was a poor, stingy student who didn't want to make the hour-long trek to Walmart to buy a new one.

So I slipped my pink Mini-Mouse alarm clock into my pocket and well...

But those pockets were -HUGE- I'd have the clock in there, along with my wallet, some pens, random bits of paper, and whatever food I'd managed to nick off the cafeteria that day (purloined produce whoo!) But that's off-topic.

What you need to know is that I'm a bit of an insomniac, I've got a tendency for malapropisms, and caffeine makes me crrraaazzzyy:

So, stranger asks me for the time. Stranger sees me pull a giant pink alarm clock out of my pocket and goes WTF?! I go off on a sleep-deprived, caffeine-induced induced stutter trip:

It's my pocket in my clocket alarm! Pocketpotch! Patch! Clocketpatch!!

Something like that...

I think the stranger thought I was drunk. I wasn't really...

[everloyal.livejournal.com]

I've heard this story before but it still made me laugh until I started crying! XD

[clocketpatch]

You have icon win

[curuchamion.livejournal.com]

*dies* That is AWESOME!!!

(Also, large pockets FTW!)

(Oy... now I need a Brig!icon! I do not have enough room for all the icons I need!)

[clocketpatch]

Hehehe, glad you liked.

everloyal up there is the best person EVAH for coming up with the bouncing alarm clock icon. The original is by herk227 and came up as a result of a random round robin on the 'spoon. With puppets. (and then it got deleted and it was sad)