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[clocketpatch]

  

Look what my room mate put on my pillow! I am not ashamed to admit that I screamed. Seriously, that thing is terrifying!

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[youblowatlife.livejournal.com]

You should be ashamed since you're obviously a freaking idiot.

[clocketpatch]

Thanks for the kind and considerate comment. I'm still not ashamed: it IS terrifying to reach out in the dark and feel a random mushy potato. Funny, but terrifying. And you don't need to tell me that I'm an idiot since I'm well aware of the fact thank you. In fact, this entire blog is devoted to broadcasting my idiocy to anyone who happens to want to read about it.

Though I am curious as to why you are giving me such kind and considerate comments when we've never spoken before and why you choose me in particular (out of the thousands of idiots on lj). Anyway, have a nice day trolling.

[youblowatlife.livejournal.com]

I only troll the top .001% of idiots. That is the most idiotic of them all. So congrats.

Also you are ugly.

[clocketpatch]

Huh, seeing as I have no pictures of myself up you must be psychic. Which is really and truly amazing. Congrats on that.

[bewarethespork.livejournal.com]

That? Frightening. I agree entirely. ^.^

Also, let us join together in laughing uproariously at the efforts of that charming troll. Here's a hint, youblowatlife: you're not as clever as you think you are. No, really! I'm sorry nobody ever took the time to tell you that as a child. Your parents could have saved a lot of money spent in a futile attempt at educating you and thrown you into a river instead. (Conclusion: you, sir/madam/Michael Jackson, fail at life, the universe and everything.)