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Right, so, April 12th and the ground looked like this:

SNOW!!! )

Seven days later and it's around 25 degrees and people are running around in tank tops squirting water guns...
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For my final paper in linguistics I choose to write on fanfiction. This would probably have been longer if I hadn't run out of time. However, that's probably a good thing since, as is, it's close to six-hundred words over the recommended limit. Anyway, I'm posting it here to give full disclosure to my 'research subjects' heh.

 

 

Apr. 15th, 2008 12:59 am

Tent

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So... it's less than three weeks now before I depart for Belize. Five weeks in the jungle, living in a tent, being woken up at 4:00AM by howler monkeys, having poop flung at me by those same monkeys... (no experience with it, but that's what I've been told by people who've done the trip in the past. That and: CHECK YOUR ASS FOR TICKS, which I plan on doing.)

I bought my trowel and geologist pick the other day. It made me feel real chuffed, like a real archaeologist. The pick just feels so nice in my hand. I've named it Squeakers after my first hamster... 

Anyway, I thought that, with that final purchase, I'd be all set to go excavating Maya ruins and being Indiana Jones-ish (which brings me to another point. I am totally MISSING the new Indiana Jones movie. Doesn't that just blow chunks? Seriously, I'm missing Indiana because I'm off in the jungle trying to imitate him; that's got to be irony of some form... Well, not trying to imitate him exactly, because he's kind of a sucky archaeologist, and I'd decided to go for this profession before I'd seen any of the movies... but still!)

Right, I kind of got distracted for a minute there. My room mate says that I like to chase butterflies in my head, whatever that means. Anyway, I thought I was all ready to go. Then I did a trial run with my tent. 

*lets loose long chain of expletives*

The box says it is *supposed* to be a hexagonal dome tent with a floor space of 1.5x2 metres. In reality it is a RECTANGLE with a floor space of about half a metre by 1.5 metres. My room mate told me it's the weirdest looking tent she's ever seen. I couldn't lie lengthwise in the bloody thing! So I checked the box and it's not a child tent or something. It's supposed to fit two people. I don't know how that's supposed to work unless they're on top of each other.

I am so glad I kept the reciept.

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Hmm, I’m not sure whether to be chuffed or terrified, but my SCARY linguistics prof. (honestly, the class went from 52 to 12 in two weeks… SCARY MAN!) likes my paper topic and was very effusive (well, for him) in telling me so.
 
However, I am now scared out of my mind because if I let this dude down he’ll probably fail me (he’s like that, which is part of why he’s so damn frightening). Though, on the up side I got a compliment from the scary man, and he doesn’t do that much... actually, he’s far more likely to be smart, and scary, and vaguely insulting. Though, he did buy us all cake that one time, and I've been wondering lately if the scary front might just be a façade.
 
*wibbles*
 
Anyway, the paper is on fanfiction and the reclamation of stories by the people from the corporation. Since methinks most of the people reading this lj have opinions on the matter of fic I open the forum up to you. Are there any places you think I can gather good ethnographic information? Do you know any sites which give good definitions of fic? Also, do any of you happen to be Star Trek fans; mostly because, as far as I can tell from my research, the trekkies were the ones to invent the fanzine (but please correct me on that if I’m wrong, also it’s two ‘k’s right?).
 
Cheers,
 
Clocket
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Look what my room mate put on my pillow! I am not ashamed to admit that I screamed. Seriously, that thing is terrifying!
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:33 am

...

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Now that I've sworn never to procrastinate again... some of you may be happy to know that I got the paper done and handed in on time. *I* am happy at least, or will be, perhaps, when I get the marks back later this month. 

Anyway, thanks to everyone who kicked and encouraged me until the damn thing got done and out of the way.

(and as a historical footnote, I don't really hate goats, wheat, or archaeology. I just get mildly displeased with them from time to time)
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And einkorn wheat, and barley, and stupid BP/BC dating systems tht are confusing as hell. I hate the Levant, and annoying early Natufian site in Turkey with strange accent marks. I hate hunter-gatherers and I hate early farmers and I HATE this stupid annoying essay that I've been working on for two weeks straight with a grand total of 0 words and a due date at 12 tomorrow and i am SO SCREWED!!! And I HATE my stupid TA who didn't give us essay subjects until two weeks before the thing was due, and now I've got 12 hours to write 2500 words, and it's going to suck so bad. And did I mention I hate goats?

Right, enough procrastinating. Enjoy my rant. Now that all that's out of my system I'm going back to work. 
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No one cares, but I made this pretty new icon (well the drawing bit in the middle) while being bored out of my skull at work. How productive I can be at times... technically we aren't supposed to doodle, or knit, or do anything except stare at the screen and be 'professional' right... it's not like you need your hands when the computer dials for you, and you don't need your hands to talk so...

But anyway... no clue what it's a picture of. I scanned and coloured it in gimp shop and this is the bizarre final product. I think it looks quite nice don't you?

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Mar. 31st, 2008 05:46 pm

lookie

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I've finally figured out how to switch my default  pic. Pathetic yes, but it makes me happy. 

Now to conquer those end of year essays... 
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"Now, what about beggars in Spain?"
"What?"
"You walk down a street in a poor country like
Spain and you see a beggar. Do you give him a dollar?"
"Probably."
"Why?"



Just finished with my latest bus-book "Beggars in
Spain" by Nancy Kress. It gets five out of five stars.

It's based in the near future during a time when parents can select genetic traits for their unborn children. The world energy crisis has been averted by a man named Kenzo Yagai who invented Y-energy cells and a new philosophy of economics. The main character, Leisha, is a "sleepless"; she has been genetically altered to not need sleep. She is beautiful, cheerful, and extremely intelligent. She has a sister - a fluke in a million twin - named Alice who has not been altered in any way.

The story follows the sisters from pre-birth to the week after Leisha graduates from university. It's short (I actually read the novella version) but packed with so much imagery and philosophy I can't begin to sum it up. This is a story about prejudice, economics, and love (and damn, don't I feel trite reducing the story down like that:  "this is a story... about love"... blah, sounds like a bad Hallmark movie spiel... trust me though, this story is world's away from Hallmark).

The plot of the story kind of sneaks up on you. It tells you about Leisha's life and the people who shape her and some of the events and people seem insignificant... until the conclusion (which doesn't really conclude anything) where Leisha's world views and values (chiselled at throughout the story) finally burst apart to reveal...

Well, that would be telling.

But I was amazed at how all the threads wove together. This book had an underlying theme about how no one is insignificant, and how - even if we aren't all created equal - we are all created as unique and special beings with something to contribute to the world.

I recommend this book for several reasons: the plot, the characters, the intricate way Nancy Kress has built up her future society (it's still recognisably our world, and you can easily imagine it as our world in ten-twenty years time), the philosophy, the... but I'll just leave it at "this is a very good book" and hope that someone reading this will go out and find a copy of it to enjoy themselves.

Because it is a very good book.
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One day, maybe, I'll figure out this website and pretty up this page a bit. Until then... (trails off into internet disillusionment).


There's a lot of snow outside. I'm prone to babbling about the weather and stating the obvious: there is a lot of snow outside.

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A rather bizare cross-over I've been meaning to do for awhile. Sorry about the crap and the crack, but it bugged me until I wrote it up. 



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So this is some strange plot-bunny that sludged its way out of my brain yesterday. Any feedback would be very welcome.

The land was ice. Thordon rolled in an elliptical orbit around its sun, and during the hundred year winter everything froze except for a few cold-resistant mosses. Those pale grey and blue survivors clung to ink black rocks that rose in jutting spires at random intervals from the snow.

An army camped around those rocks. A relatively small one; just a bit over two hundred; soldiers and their warrior wives, all of them wrapped in furs and armed with swords, axes, and spears. They sat with their backs against the great woolly mammals called ugrfas which they used as mounts and beasts of burden. They laughed, and drank, and gambled. And more than one pair of man and wife took advantage of their bond.

It seemed a primitive assembly, but incongruous with that were the generators placed around the outskirts of the camp. Shooting out from the small metal boxes was a green web of flickering energy which covered and protected the men and women from the elements.
In the middle of the gathering, lounging on the back of his sleeping ugrfa with ale running down his untrimmed beard and a lusty song pouring out of his lungs, was the army's leader: King Ycranos. He finished his ballad and started another.

“To live is to fight, and to fight is to live, so I'll fight 'til I die and I'll fight while I live.” He took another swig of his drink. “Death or glory men!”

A score of men and women met his toast with a roar of goodwill and gulped back on their own mugs of ale. In the chaos and celebration the king's wife slipped away from the group to the very edge of the camp, where the green net hit the ground. She looked up through it to the stars studding the sky so, so far away.

Her name was Peri.

She was a young woman, just past twenty, with an open face and a bob of black hair. Though she wore the same animal skins as the rest of the group, she plainly wasn't the same as them. There was a delicateness and a beauty to her that they lacked. There was also a sorrow.

“Why'd you have to do it?” she asked the stars. She had an American accent, but it sounded garbled, the way accents became when their owners spent a long time living abroad.

She raised a hand to wipe away the beginnings of moisture from her cheeks, and then quickly burrowed back into her furry sleeve. Her breath stood in a cloud in front of her. Even within the force field it was cold, especially this far from the centre. The mocking stars shone clearly overhead. How had it come to this?

She's been traveling. She was on her way to Morocco when her bastard uncle decided to do “what was best for her” and strand her on his stupid boat. If he hadn't been such an ass she'd be back on Earth, graduating university with a degree in botany. She'd be getting a nice quiet job in a greenhouse somewhere instead of being trapped on this barren rock.

Instead she had tried to swim back to land, nearly drowned, been rescued by the Doctor's companion, met the Doctor, and been swept off on a whirl-wind exciting adventure of a lifetime. Then the Doctor had regenerated and it had all gone to shit. A few years of traveling with his new sarcastic, bossy, egotistical persona. A few years of putting up with that revolting coat and wanting to go home but being half afraid to ask because maybe he wouldn't, or maybe he would.

Then he went and betrayed her to a bunch of crazy slugs who wanted her body, and right up until the end she had herself convinced that it was some kind of double bluff on his part. He had died to save her life before, granted that had been a different him, he wouldn't just let her get killed, by slugs.

But he did. Or didn't. It was all kind of jumbled in her mind. They had done something to her. She remembered being possessed, and then not being possessed, and then waking up strapped to a table with her head shaved and Yrcanos shouting some crazy prayer over her.
And the Doctor never came back.

So she had taken the only option and married Yrcanos, who seemed to have nothing else on his mind, and so became a queen.
She laughed at that.

What would her uncle think of her? His delicate little niece, a warrior queen on a planet light years from the Milky Way.

She took another glance at the stars, and then at the frozen wastes outside the force field.

She would have rather worked in a greenhouse.
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So I've just stumbled across this random site and have no clue how I didn't know it existed before, but that's neither here nor there. So yeah, I could tell you a little about me, or you could just read my bio. Spent today looking for a house for next year. That was fun. Waiting out in the cold while the stupid landlord took his good sweet time showing up thirty minutes later, but the house was nice, he had a legit excuse, and now my friends and I won't be living in a box next year. Cool!
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